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“BOSS KIDNAPED” WHAT TO DO?

Employees of a Company are all worried. Some are roaming around. Some are in
loud discussions during office time…..
Some Trainees, who had just joined, notice this and enquire about what happened
to a senior employee, they ask, “What’s going on?”
“Terrorists have kidnapped our Boss”
They’re asking for Rs.10 Crores (2 MILLIOn US $) ransom, otherwise they’re going to
douse him with petrol and set him on fire.
We’re going from desk to desk, taking up a collection.”
One Trainee asks, “How much is everyone giving, on average?

Latest Jokes on Sardar

Gang of SARDARS broke a Bank.
Instead of cash they found Botles full of Chilled Red Wine,
Happily they drank & went away.
Next day Headline aai: Blood Bank lutya gya.

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Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:

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Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala

Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi

Kyun...

Kyun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The

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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this

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Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi

To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya

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