Marriage Sms Jokes

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs. Arranged.It's like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murder

When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws

Wife: The perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs.

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life.