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- Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
- Santa:I got married bcoz I was tired of cooking,cleaning home and washing clothes.Banta:Amazing,I got divorce 4 te same
- Santa: Why have you increased speed of car?Banta: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.
- Santa:Why are you heating the knife.Banta:To do suicide.Santa:But why are you heating it?Banta:To prevent infection.
- Santa: Why do you close your eyes while playing the piano? Banta: I can't see the agony of the audience.
- Santa:What happened in 1869? Banta:Mahatma Gandhi was born. Santa:What happened in 1873?Banta:Gandhi was 4 years old.
- How do you Make Santa Laugh on a Sunday.? ? ? Tell him a Joke on a Wednesday.
