TAMIL SMS MOKKAI JOKES

Cricket Joke in Tamil
Who thought of the "One Day INternationals" cricket match (ODI)?
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Who?
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Its mahakavi Bharathiaar because he sang "ODI vilayadhu paappa"
Computer Mokkai Tamil Jokes
Two foxes went to the jungle in different directions. Eppadi kandupudippenga?
'Bi-Nari' search..

Maths Mokkai SMS Jokes
90 thadava paavam senjaa, 45 thadava maatipeenga... eppadi?
aenna, SIN 90 = COT 45
idhu eppadi irukku?
More Computer Mokkai SMS Joke
What would you call a girl driving a car?
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A Pen Drive.
Geometry SMS Mokkai Joke
Who is more intelligent among the two: SQUARE or CIRCLE?
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Answer: Square.... because Squaru'kku naalu moolai. Circle'lukku moolayae illa.
More Kadi Mokkai SMS Joke
Oru aalu oru kaakka valarthan
Atha touch panna, romba smooth'aa soft'aa irukkum
Avan adukku yenna peyar vaippan?
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"MI-CRO-SOFT"
Sema kadi joke
Why do MUNIVARS have so much resistance to worldy pleasures?
Because they constantly keep saying OHM OHM OHM which is unit of resistance...
Eppadi namma physics?
Learn Hindi through Tamil
"Dhuniya me koyi nahi hai" - ulagathil koli illa
"koyi bath nahi" - koli kullikaradhu illa
"woh bar bar aathaa hai" - adhu barber'oda aathha
Proud to be Hindi student
Next series of Harry Potter films in Tamil
Harry Potter and the Bottle of Quarter
Harry Potter and Sappa Matter
Harry Potter and Avar Vitta Peter
Harry Potter and personal matter
Harry Potter and his love letter
Kid Joke
Oru paiyan road-la pOkumpOthu, thummikkittae pOnaan....
Yeannu kEattaaa avan cholraan,
avan oru PODI paiyanaam.....
ayyoooo... ayyooooo....
COMPUTER THIRUKKURAL
1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal…
2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoar mattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar.
3.emmozhi marandhaarkum JOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku.
4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..