Tamil SMS Jokes

Parthiban & Vadivel Jokes

Parthiban: Vazhai Pazham evlo?

Vadivalu: Onnu 1 Roopa

Parthiban: 60 Paisaku varatha?

Vadivalu: 60 Paisaku tholdhan varum.

Parthiban: Appadinna Indha 40 Paisa thola vachukittu Pazhatha Mattum kudu

Vadivalu: Vandhttanya Vandhttan!!!
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Yean thanni thelichchu Kolam poduranga theriyuma???

Kolam pottuttu thanni thelicha Kolam Azhinjidum adhaan…

Eeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Nee Enbadhu

Orezhuththu…

Naam Enbadhu

Eerezhuththu…

Anbu Enbadhu

Moonrezhuththu…

Inbam Enbadhu

Naangezhuththu…

Unakku Ellam

SmS Anuppuradhu

En

Thalai Ezhuththu!!!!
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Orutharukku Bank-la irundhu notice vanthuchu…

“Sir, Ungaloda credit card thriudu poi irukku…

aanal, neenga innum oru report- kooda kudukkalayea Ean sir???”

Atharku andha Person-oda reply….

“Adhu thirudu ponadhu romba sandhosamdhanga….

Ean-na andha thirudan ennoda wife-i vida limit-ta dhan

Selavu panran….”
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Office Sms Jokes

Staff1: Office-la Mobile-la Silentlathan Use pannanumnu Manager sollittar.

Staff2: Ean???

Staff1: Mathavanga thookkathai kedukka koodatham Adhan!!!

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SmS Thathuvam…

Thathuvam solli romba naal achulla
adhan ippo sollalamunu…

Ennathan Namakku Rendu(2) kadhu irundhalum

Onnunu(1) Sonna Onnunu(1)dhan Ketkum…

Eppudi…

Adikkathinga Friends…

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Villager: Oru Thanni Bottle Kodunga

Kadaikarar: Anga irukku eduthukkonga…

Villager: Enna eamatha pakkuriya adhula “Bacteria Free”-nu
                pottirukkula, Kodu ennoda free Bacteria-yavai!!!

Kadaikarar: ???

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Nee Azhudhal Unnai
“Sirikka Vaikka”

Nee Thuvandaal unnai
“Urchaaga Padutha”

Nanbargal Mattum Alla…

Naanum Unnudandhan Irukkirean…